Free Books?!? Free Coloring Contest?!? Hooray for Freedom!!!
Do you enjoy free stuff? Are you handy with crayons? What is your opinion of Sex Dungeons on the real estate market?
If you answered, “Yes,” “Yes,” and “Surprisingly favorable,” does Patrick Wensink have a contest for you.
To celebrate the release of his new book, Sex Dungeon for Sale!, he had a series of illustrations created based on some of these comedic stories, including a Kindergartener who thinks he’s French, a puddle of ketchup shaped like Elvis and something called, Chicken Soup for the Kidnapper’s Soul. [Curious? Read a sample from the book.]
While the coloring contest alone sounded like fun, Wensink wasn’t satisfied. He decided to raise the stakes by offering the winner an autographed stack of his favorite books from 2009.
Now it’s up to you to color your little heart out. Here’s how to play:
- Check out these excellent scenes from the book below.
- Print off your favorite. [it doesn’t matter which you choose]
- Color that baby in. [You are also allowed to digitally color it in, if you like]
- Scan it [or not if you digitally colored the pic] and send it to patrickwensink@gmail.com with your name, address and phone number. [No entries will be accepted after December 14.]
- Wait patiently for December 18, when the winner will be announced right here.
- Sniff your new autographed books, winner. It’s a scientific fact that signed novels smell better than normal ones. Look it up!
The Winner will receive:
Fool- By Christopher Moore (Autographed)
Tales Designed to Thrizzle – by Michael Kupperman (Autographed)
AM/PM – By Amelia Gray (Autographed)
Help! A Bear is Eating Me! – By Mykle Hansen (Autographed)
First and second runner up will also receive a special mystery prize pack from Patrick.
++The contest is open to all ages and global locations. However, astronauts are not eligible to win. Seriously, you guys get to float around in space, give us Earth-dwelling folks a little bit of fun. ++
My Son Thinks He’s French
Download Me! (Just Click "Print" you don't have to sign up and download)
Jesus Toast
Download Me! (Just Click "Print" you don't have to sign up and download)
Chicken Soup for the Kidnapper’s Soul
Download Me! (Just Click "Print" you don't have to sign up and download)
Thanks for playing! Good luck, artist!
While you’re here, learn more about Sex Dungeon for Sale!. The holiday season is coming up and it makes a great stocking stuffer for grandmas and impressionable children. [But definitely NOT astronauts]
